There are ways to stop bank robbers and then, there are ways to stop bank robbers. The satisfaction of helping pathetic mortals with their day-to-day problems was not enough to satiate my hunger to prove and display my superiority to the masses. Now, I will rise up and tackle the bigger issues plaguing the world around me. I decide to rid the world of the scum that is suffocating the moral fiber of the Earth like tight binding underpants. Having already violated the laws of the land, no moral bounds restrict the use of excessive amounts of force lightning to affect the arrest. And what of those who oppose my new brand of “justice?” They too will feel my fury as I lay into them with the unyielding power of the elements!
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